SOMEHOW! I'm Wet T-Shirt (OwO / Oh Woah Shirt)

$34.95
$34.95
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Description

The grown-ups said umbrellas keep you dry in the rain, so let’s go outside! Yay! Running around in the water is so much fun and look how dry you still are! The umbrella is supposed to keep us dry so let’s jump in those puddles over there! Race you! 1…2…3….JUMP! SPLASH! HEY! The umbrella didn’t work! SOMEHOW! I’m Wet! :(

Instructions

Next time, apply a rain coat or stay inside next time the grown-ups say to stay inside. Umbrellas work only when you open them and keep them above your head and do NOT protect from water on the GROUND. You ever hear of a ground umbrella? Yeah…well….we pretended that too.

Specifications & Sizing

• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz (142 g/m2)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Side-seamed
• Made with love by ABDLs/Furries for all ageplayers

Size guide

S M L XL 2XL 3XL 4XL 5XL
Length (inches) 28 29 30 31 32 33 34 35
Width (inches) 18 20 22 24 26 28 30 31.5
S M L XL 2XL 3XL 4XL 5XL
Length (cm) 71 74 76 79 81 84 86 89
Width (cm) 46 51 56 61 66 71 76 81

Art by: Ozzy

Availability

Launch date: 03/31/2023