My liege, before attending today's activities at the jubilee the King and Queen have commanded you to wear your Royal Crown to represent the House of Crink. Please, remain still as we carefully lower your crown onto your head and ensure it is properly centered and placed according to protocol. No, stop struggling and kicking your feet...it is completely out of line to resist the crown during a diaper change. My liege, please, mind your manners...please! Oh alright, if you insist, we shall wait until you have been clad in fresh garments for the event.