Hoodie good, hoodie soft, hoodie make me Rocky feel cool, hoodie make diaper look big, oh wait… no that’s just my diaper. And I oop. Still nice hoodie, hoodie good, hoodie cool.
This shirt is in code. Only us in the know understand it's meaning. So you can walk in public and if someone understands it's meaning you can make a new friend. They will know what the wet thing you sat in is.