I Don't Pause Games T-Shirt (UwU / Oooh Woo! Shirt)

$34.95
$34.95
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Description

You busted your butt all day at daycare being the best kiddo and you ate ALL your vegetables too! What else is there left to do? Nothing! You’ve earned a fresh change and the best way to relax EVER: VIDEO GAMES! Press start and power UP! You don’t wanna get up for breaks, you have serious business to take care of now! And no, you’re not just playing online, you don’t pause games because potty breaks suck!

Instructions

Kick butt in all games you play, especially against your friends. Oh, they have to take a “bio break”? Whatever that is, who cares! Free points for you to score while they “pause”. Hahaha! Pause…that’s for losers…..only real winners get the high score and never pause the game!

Specifications & Sizing

• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz (142 g/m2)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Side-seamed
• Made with love by ABDLs/Furries for all ageplayers

Size guide

S M L XL 2XL 3XL 4XL 5XL
Length (inches) 28 29 30 31 32 33 34 35
Width (inches) 18 20 22 24 26 28 30 31.5
S M L XL 2XL 3XL 4XL 5XL
Length (cm) 71 74 76 79 81 84 86 89
Width (cm) 46 51 56 61 66 71 76 81

Art by: Ozzy

Availability

Launch date: 03/24/2023